offer me cooking instruction

[patrickvaughns]

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oh shit you're my first opponent in battleship.

i'm gonna sink you like the titanic, motherfucker.

[efronzd.insanejournal.com]

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[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

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dude, i saw that and then promptly repressed the memory.

sugar, you're going down...

HAHA sorry, couldn't help myself

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[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

you're a cheesy cheese pizza, stump.

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

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[efronzd.insanejournal.com]

i wish i was ben

[efronzd.insanejournal.com]

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

at least i'm delicious

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he's my spirit animal

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gpoy

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

what? i've never been married. THIS IS A BLATANT LIE

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

they want you to marry me!

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i know, i hear about this on twitter all the time...

[efronzd.insanejournal.com]

you would think that a never nude would want something more comfortable than denim cut offs to wear 24/7

[efronzd.insanejournal.com]

ALSO i hope you enjoyed the movie and my terrible hair and my ass getting kicked several times

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i personally prefer to wear several layers at all times

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i did, thank you. especially when you got slapped repeatedly at the end.