30% with my mouth open, 40% bad hair, 7% naked and 3% selfies
call it the vamp stamp
patrick i'm gonna be rich!!
patrick i'm gonna be rich!!
a lot of overlap in those categories. please draw a venn diagram for illustration.
yes, pete. you are going to be rich.
my life is flashing before me
one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel
don't just humor me patrick get on board! be a supportive friend!
i am supportive! when have i ever not been supportive! was it my lack of exclamation points!
oh god this is so fucking creepy
what, you don't want a half-naked homeless man singing george michael to you while you're on a date? not a romantic, huh?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh back at ya! how are you, my friend?
good! i listened to the album today, AMAZING!!
oh, thank you so much. i'm thrilled people can finally hear it.
you were so close! i almost deleted a comment for you.
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