offer me cooking instruction

[patrickvaughns]

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only if you're my sidekick. we could be like the batman and robin of sad penises

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

wait. i have to make dicks happy now?

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there's only so much one woman can do, patrick. i need backup

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what the heck am i supposed to do?!

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do what you were born to do

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

...write music?

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I WAS GONNA SAY SING

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so...sing to them

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yeah, if i had a penis i'd want you to sing to it. very closely and softly

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i think you're asking me for a blowjob

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I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED A HUMMER WHEN YOU HUM THOUGH

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i laughed