offer me cooking instruction

[patrickvaughns]

Comments

[keithmurray.insanejournal.com]

well that explains all the damned lakes

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i read this as "nobel laureates getting killed by lawnmowers" and was like what the hell and furiously googled it and was confounded by the lack of results until i realize it was just a reading comprehension fail on my part

also, don't let them lie to you. they're just covering up the fact that their country is being tenuously held together by ice and earth worms