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[patrickvaughns]

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sometimes

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i want to say something about an eager beaver but.

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insert clever "DAM/DAAAAMN" pun here

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and now i'm stuck on the idea of dental dams. thanks, pete.

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which just made me think of diva cups

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...and now i'm back to the vampire thing. awesome.

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vamps should go into business with diva cups. shape shift into a tiny bat and hang between girls' legs for five days. win/win!

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who needs a diva cup when you have a blood-sucking vampire in bat form? just pair them up on craigslist.

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call it the vamp stamp

patrick i'm gonna be rich!!

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yes, pete. you are going to be rich.

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don't just humor me patrick get on board! be a supportive friend!

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i am supportive! when have i ever not been supportive! was it my lack of exclamation points!

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!!!!!!!!!