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[patrickvaughns]

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dude, you're blake! you've been telling me for years i'm a black man...

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more specifically i've been saying you're the white usher.

also hurley got even sexier if that was possible...

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you have, it's true

andy always gets to be the girl! i think this is why (in part) he gets all the ladies.

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you think? dang maybe i should take this half-dress look to 100%

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a crazy tattooed straight edge vegan hardcore drummer who's secure enough in who he is that he doesn't bat an eyelash about wearing a dress? i mean...

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

yeah, you're right. hurley gets the chicks for a reason.

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i like the half dress though.

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twirly twirly.

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and it goes like OH baby, you're a classic in a little half dress...

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but it'll be faded soon, stuck on a little hot mess.

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nahhhh. a little hot...ass

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you realize this is a public post, right?

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i do

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he doesn't like my ass, everyone. he's just trying to make me feel better!

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pete, are you telling me what i do and do not like?

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...ugh.

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