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i'm imagining how that would go
just spit a green tea kitkat into my hand HAHA
i'd be sure to say really inappropriate stuff that you never would
and now i'm stuck on the idea of dental dams. thanks, pete.
what a waste of a green tea kitkat.
you are pretty sassy. *side eye
yes. and everyone would think i was drunk. and then suspect you.
your humor nourishes me better than green tea anything
except if there was green tea patrick stuff out there
except if there was green tea patrick stuff out there
which just made me think of diva cups
...and now i'm back to the vampire thing. awesome.
sometimes i'm a green tea patrick. usually i'm an oolong tea patrick.
i had to upload that special for you.
there is no way that normal me is as fun as drunk you dude
vamps should go into business with diva cups. shape shift into a tiny bat and hang between girls' legs for five days. win/win!
you do some way crazier shit sober than i would ever do drunk.
that's gonna happen like next christmas so enjoy your 2013 patrick
approximately 20% of the pictures taken of you have your finger in your nose. fact.
not as much these days. hard to drag my pacemaker unscathed down a homemade slip-n-slide
who needs a diva cup when you have a blood-sucking vampire in bat form? just pair them up on craigslist.
well at least i have you and joe and andy.
oh man, you're soooo old dude. pushing 34!
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