offer me cooking instruction

[patrickvaughns]

Comments

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

i'd be sure to say really inappropriate stuff that you never would

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

yes. and everyone would think i was drunk. and then suspect you.

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

there is no way that normal me is as fun as drunk you dude

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

you do some way crazier shit sober than i would ever do drunk.

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

not as much these days. hard to drag my pacemaker unscathed down a homemade slip-n-slide

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

oh man, you're soooo old dude. pushing 34!

[petewentz.insanejournal.com]

my life is flashing before me

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel