[insanejournal.com profile] offer me cooking instruction

Apr. 4th, 2015 07:21 pm

Date: 2013-07-16 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickstump.insanejournal.com
go make them happy, amanda

Date: 2013-07-16 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amsyfrd.insanejournal.com
only if you're my sidekick. we could be like the batman and robin of sad penises

Date: 2013-07-16 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickstump.insanejournal.com
wait. i have to make dicks happy now?

Date: 2013-07-16 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amsyfrd.insanejournal.com
there's only so much one woman can do, patrick. i need backup

Date: 2013-07-16 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickstump.insanejournal.com
what the heck am i supposed to do?!

Date: 2013-07-16 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amsyfrd.insanejournal.com
do what you were born to do

Date: 2013-07-16 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amsyfrd.insanejournal.com
yeah, if i had a penis i'd want you to sing to it. very closely and softly

Date: 2013-07-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickstump.insanejournal.com
i think you're asking me for a blowjob

Date: 2013-07-16 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amsyfrd.insanejournal.com
I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED A HUMMER WHEN YOU HUM THOUGH

Date: 2013-07-16 11:45 pm (UTC)

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