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[patrickvaughns]

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[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

is this the warning i get before i'm abducted? because i'm fully prepared for this.

[ritso.insanejournal.com]

did you pack your toothbrush?

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

and my floss and mouthwash for good measure. good dental hygiene is very important.

[ritso.insanejournal.com]

of course can't kiss a dirty mouth :D

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i. um. heh. not sure what the appropriate response is to this because my mind went in a couple different places so i'll just say that won't be a problem.

[ritso.insanejournal.com]

that was the best whole point evil laugh

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i may be a little bit scared of you now, rita. just a titch. maybe.

[ritso.insanejournal.com]

aww no don't be you'll like it i promise bats eyelashes

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i didn't reply to this. sorry, i got caught up in like a million things that were going on. you scare me in the good way, like a roller coaster or something (although i actually am not a fan of roller coasters so that's a terrible example haha).