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[patrickvaughns]

Comments

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i bet he has it since these days he just raids kanye's closet. stop being slow and shit and pay attention to me, dang it! ...says the dude who has not yet made you your own special little entry

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

i'm slacking big time.. you have an icon with my face in it and i haven't made you anything. i'm a giant failure.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

actually, i have two... i hope you feel terrible

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

well fuck. you are driving me to drink... more.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

this is what scotch club is for, my friend. give me tomorrow night i'll be drinking it up with you

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

well i working on a little beer thirty currently but i will class it up with you tomorrow.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

tomorrow we drink like kings. or something. all i know is there will be a lot of drinking

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

fuck yea we will! we made it through our first mini tour dealio back together and no one killed each other. bust out the whiskey!

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

if we don't kill each other, we'll let the booze do it for us! YEAH!

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

if we are going to die, we are having fun doing it.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

who doesn't love to vomit! i know i do

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

also, what's mine is yours, my friend. you can just use my silly little pictures that have your face in them if you're so inclined

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

you even found ones where i don't look completely miserable. i am getting really good at my "kill me now" face for pictures.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

you're pretty much perfected that face. i'm envious. i'm just good at the stupid ones

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

with hair like this, i don't need to make a face to look stupid. that is just my look.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i think it's more like joe trohman: zero fucks given

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

this is so accurate.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

it's like i know you or something

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

i believe we have met, in passing. like a friend of a friendish thing.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

you can have that for the title of your autobiography. you're welcome

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

i am way too lazy to do that plus i don't think it would capture my lisp, i'd have to do a book on tape which just sounds like even more work. no one wants to hear my story anyways.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

i want to hear your story, joe. tell it to me here (http://rickstump.insanejournal.com/7870.html)

[joetrohman.insanejournal.com]

look i did something for you (http://joetrohman.insanejournal.com/2396.html) no longer a complete failure.

[rickstump.insanejournal.com]

well you deleted attempt one but man was it ironic